Luxury canal-front retreat (sleeps 8) with Gulf access, screened-in solar-heated pool, and covered patio. BOAT LIFT, kayaks, paddleboard, fishing gear, crab trap, fish-cleaning station, 2 private docks, Autism Amenities, and we are Pet Friendly! Enjoy inside and outside games, bikes, and an outdoor kitchen with a grill—ideal for couples’ getaways, snowbirds, or unforgettable family adventures. Relax by the water, explore Crystal River’s springs, and experience The NATURE COAST at its finest.
The space
Property Details – The Floaty Potato
Bedrooms & Bathrooms
- 3 Bedrooms · 2.5 Bathrooms · Sleeps 8-9
---- best with no more than 6 adults.
- Primary Suite: King bed, ensuite with jetted tub, direct pool access, Smart TV
- Bedroom 2: King bed, Smart TV
- Bedroom 3: Two twin beds with twin trundles and a child-size fold-out chair (sleeps up to 5 children or 2 adults), Smart TV
Autism-friendly items available upon request: body sock, weighted blanket, sensory fidgets, peanut ball, and silencing headphones
Kitchen & Dining
- Fully equipped kitchen with stainless steel appliances, crockpot, griddle, toaster, blender and tea kettle (bring your own food and drinks).
- Coffee station with large starter supply of K-cups, grounds, tea, cocoa, creamer, and honey.
- Four dining areas: solid oak kitchen nook (4), bar (2), solid wood dining table (8), and patio table (4)
- Baby and child items: highchair, baby monitor, unbreakable BPA-free dishes, sippy cup, bib, and kids’ books
Living & Entertainment
- Open-concept living area with Smart TV, solid oak entertainment center with furniture covers and elegant coastal décor
- Garage games: ping-pong table and basketball arcade
-Indoor games: family board games
- Couch covers for furry friends or those with sticky fingers (located in entertainment center)
- Desk and computer chair with high-speed WiFi
Outdoor Living
- Screened-in SOLAR-HEATED pool included year-round. For an extra boost of warmth... OPTIONAL electric pool heat/cool for $40/night (Added upon request).
- Outdoor kitchen with grill, sink, and mini-refrigerator
- Floating and stationary docks with a fish-cleaning station
- Garage Fridge to store your catch or extra groceries
- Boat lift (bring or rent your own boat). Must sign additional user agreement before use. No extra cost.
- Fenced yard for privacy and safety
- Outdoor games: cornhole, chalk, and sports balls
Adventure Gear
- 3 fishing kayaks, 1 youth kayak, 1 paddleboard, life jackets for all sizes
- 3 adult fishing rods, 1 youth fishing rod, small assortment of tackle, small bait cooler
- 2 adult bikes, 1 tandem bike, and 1 youth bike
- Pool toys included
- Beach bag pre-packed with sand toys and beach blanket. We have two beach chairs and a large empty cooler in the garage ready for your own snacks for a day at the beach!
Extra Amenities
- Professionally serviced for pests (That said, it is Florida and on the canal. Bugs happen.)
- Pool professionally serviced with both solar-heat (year round) and electric (optional for an additional fee).
- 90% all-natural cleaning and bath products
- Smart thermostat and Wi-Fi
- Outdoor security cameras (front and canal areas only)
- Extra fridge in garage for fresh fish, scallops, or extra groceries
- All guests must sign rental agreement.
Pet Friendly
- All guests bringing a pet must sign the pet agreement as well as the rental agreement
- Pets get use of a kennel, kennel mat, dog bowls, food mat, poo bags, outside waste cleanup tools, paw cleaning tubs, accident chemicals, rag, and a leash
Guest access
Guests have the entire house to themselves, including the private screened-in pool, private docks, and private boat lift (boat lift use by prior approval only). Please note there are multiple steps required to enter the home.
Other things to note
💎 WE ARE NOT JUST A PLACE TO STAY!! WE ARE AN EXPERIENCE YOU'LL WANT TO REPEAT!
Crystal River is the Manatee Capital of the World offering wildlife encounters, crystal-clear springs, Old Florida charm, summer scalloping, and world-class year-round fishing. During the summers, fall, and spring, we have a resident manatee that frequents our canal. In the winter it travels to the springs for warmer water temps but occasionally will still visit. The Floaty Potato elevates that experience with refined comfort and upscale touches—from solar and electric pool heat to a guest-usable boat lift, two docks (a stationary dock and a floating dock), and a full suite of elevated amenities for indoor and outdoor entertainment and adventure. As one of the few waterfront homes that has never flooded, it’s a dependable, luxurious retreat in every season. Every guest also receives a beautifully crafted online guidebook filled with the best sights, restaurants, tours, along with a ready-to-go 4-day itinerary. We are also affiliated with a few different tour guides in the area. Check the guest guide for discounts (fishing, scalloping, manatee tours, airboat rides, scuba and more)!! You’ll even find our trademarked Floaty Potato Brand merchandise available to enjoy or purchase, adding a fun boutique touch to your stay.
The Floaty Potato is thrilled to announce that we’ve officially partnered with FIVE incredible local tour companies right here in Crystal River, FL 🐋🌴
When you book with us, you’ll have access to exclusive guest discounts on:
• Swimming with manatees
• Snorkeling & river cruises
• Clear kayak tours
• Wildlife pontoon excursions
• Inshore fishing & scalloping
• And hopefully airboat tours coming soon! 🚤
HAPPY NEWS FOR GUESTS WITH BIG FAMILIES!!! WE DO NOT CHARGE MORE FOR BIG FAMILIES!!! We charge the same whether it is 2 guests or 8!!
The responsible adult guest listed on the booking is required to sign into the Guest Portal and Sign Rental Agreements as needed. Your ID will be collected. Additional agreements are required for individuals who plan to use the boat lift or bring a dog. The Guest Portal is also where you can add additional electric pool heat/cool ($40), pay your pet fee, add early check-in, late check-out, and more.
🌿 We pair luxury with sustainability by using 90% all-natural, eco-friendly products that are gentle on both the environment and guests with sensitive skin. From natural toiletries to eco-conscious cleaning and laundry essentials, every detail is chosen with care, with traditional products used only when absolutely necessary. Float easy knowing your stay is clean, thoughtful, and luxuriously curated. 🌊💚
🏊 The pool is equipped with solar heating, which is provided at no additional cost year-round, and optional electric pool heat/cool for $40 per night, delivered via an electric heat pump that operates during daytime hours. Because electric heat pumps rely on ambient air temperatures, cooler winter nights can slow the warming process and may limit heat retention, particularly at the start of a stay. The electric pool heat/cool fee applies to the nights of the reservation and covers operation of the heating system; water temperature cannot be guaranteed. Our goal is to keep the pool between 80 and 85 degrees in the winter and 85 and 90 degrees in the summer. Cold winter nights with temperatures of 45 or lower may hinder the achievement of this goal. Likewise, temperatures of 100 or more during the Florida days may also hinder this goal.
🐟 Safety & Caution: Don’t Be a Silly Spud!
At The Floaty Potato, we want you to have a fin-tastic time—safely! Before you cast off into relaxation, please reel in these important reminders:
🦦 Child-Safety Locks: Every door to the pool area has a secure child lock—because little spuds are curious swimmers who love to explore uncharted waters!
👀 Supervision: Keep your eyes on your little guppies around the pool and docks—always hold their hand when walking on the dock so no one takes an unexpected dip.
💧 Water Safety: Swim with a buddy—manatees (and smart anglers) never go solo! And please save the boat drinks (aka anything with a splash of rum or bubbles 🍹) for after you’re done swimming or paddling.
🛶 Kayaks & Paddleboard: You’ll find them on the floating dock. Use the ladder carefully, and when you’re done, please secure and lock the kayaks and paddleboard back up so they don’t float off on their own adventure. Paddling is for daylight hours only—no kayaking after sundown, but you’re welcome to drop a line and do a little night fishing from the dock!
🚤 Boat Lift: The boat lift is available for guest use, but only after signing a separate user agreement. This ensures everyone knows the ropes (and keeps the manatees smiling). Please contact us before using it. A separate user agreement is required.
🐚 Slippery When Wet: Even seasoned anglers slip on deck sometimes! Dry those fins (okay, feet) before coming inside, walk carefully on the pool and canal edge.
🚲 Helmets are not provided, so please bring your own. Our tandem bike is a bit like a manatee dance - adorable but takes coordination! Best for confident riders. Enjoy the ride and splash into fun at your own risk!
🪸 Fenced Yard & Security Cameras: The fenced yard and screened lanai help keep your herd safe. Outdoor cameras monitor only the front entrance and canal areas for guest and property security. There are no cameras in the pool, grassy yard, or patio areas—your fish tales are yours to tell!
🛋️ Couch Covers: Please use them to help keep our indoor and patio furniture looking bright and fresh—no one likes fishy fingerprints or soggy spud seats! (This is required for anyone with a pet or service animal).
⚠️ Quick Note About No-See-Ums:
Like many coastal areas in Florida, we occasionally have tiny midges called no-see-ums. They can leave small, itchy mosquito-like bumps, but they’re completely harmless. Although The Floaty Potato is professionally serviced for bugs, no treatment can remove them entirely from the canal unless the entire city focused on eliminating them. Using a little repellent, long sleeves and pants if fishing in the evening, turn on the patio fans, and keep doors closed is usually all it takes—most guests hardly notice them and enjoy their stay comfortably.
Pet Policy — Dogs Allowed With Prior Approval
We welcome well-behaved dogs on a case-by-case basis. Please message us with your dog’s breed, age, and weight for approval before booking or adding a pet to your reservation.
Rules & Requirements
• Dogs only — no cats (owner allergies).
• Maximum of 2 approved dogs per stay.
• Combined dog weight must be 110 lbs or less.
• If over 110 lbs combined, you must bring or purchase an additional kennel.
• Dogs must be kenneled anytime they are left unattended inside the home.
• Provided kennels: 24”, 36”, and 48”.
• Provided for your convenience:
• Dog bowls
• Leash
• Kennel mat
• Paw-cleaning tools
• Mandatory couch covers (must be used if dogs are on furniture)
• Fenced backyard with waste bags and scoopers.
• Please clean up after your dog.
All pet owners must sign a pet agreement. We strive to keep The Floaty Potato clean, safe, and enjoyable for all guests—both human and canine! 🐕💙
🦮All guests with a service dog are asked to read the Service Pet Information. These requirements comply with the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) and exist only to ensure safety and cleanliness — no fees or deposits are charged for legitimate service dogs.
🌴 Final Splashdown
Now go make some memories and reel in the good times, spud!
Wishing you smooth sailing, sunny skies, and plenty of Floaty Potato fun. 🌞🐋
