As a guest I usually stay for short stays and am out a lot. The only time I am ever a morning person is when I am away from home. So in that respect you won't get to know the real me!
The most painful question you can ask me is "what is your favorite...?" because I cannot make such lists - everything has a favorable quality that I can find appealing. I am currently in a class where there is a different "what is your favorite...?" each day, and it is the worst part of the class to answer that.