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Schoter Scholengemeenschap, Hogeschool van Amsterdam
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Haarlem, Netherlands · Member since February 2010

I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare., I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken., Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you., Last Shadow Puppets, Oasis , Fuck Buttons, Californication, Twin Peaks, Amsterdam, Netherlands, Haarlem, Netherlands, Dublin, Ireland, Ari Gold, I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!, France quitting? USA late? England left to fight Germany? Sounds familiar..., awh, your amazing.... why do you live so far away?, SHOVE YOUR 'VUVUZELAS' UP YOUR ARSE!, FC Manning, 'THIS IS SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS' Does it bollocks. get a life. moron., That awkward moment when Robert Green asks you to play catch with him, Barack Obama, Coen brothers, So many empty seats on this train/bus, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO ME?!, If a boy texts you during FIFA he loves you... LOL, jk its just half-time.., I sleep with one leg in the covers and one leg out to balance the hot/cold, I mentally correct your grammar as you speak to me., I Play For Arsenal.. LOL JK Im English, Not wanting to get out of a warm bed in the morning, FootyLounge Films, Sitting Forward Wen Losing On Fifa & Saying "Im Going To Start Playing Now", I hate when I lose my black friend in the dark, Doing Nothing When You Know You Should Be Doing Something Important, ''I Dunno. (SENSITIVE CONTENTS HIDDEN) it.'', Dani Pacheco, "Who do you fancy?" (YOU OMG YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU) "no one", Rules For Women During The World Cup!, Everytime I walk into Maths, A little part of me dies., MilanKakaBaros, Join if you're not a goat, I Don't Like Chicks With Tans. It Means They've Been Out Of The Kitchen., " Are you asleep" "Yes", What Would Don Draper Do?, I Don't Care If There's Plenty More Fish In The Sea. I Want THAT Fish!, Im gonna wake up on December 22nd, 2012 and say, "Fail", i love how smileys completely change the meaning of a text, I HATE IT WHEN YOU WALK OUTSIDE AND A GIRAFFE KICKS YOU IN THE BALLS, When teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life, Laying In The Grass On A Sunny Day, Eyong Enoh, Quentin Tarantino, Hank Moody, David Lynch, Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, I hate it when you slowly forget the awesome dream you had as you wake up, I always thought numbers on the toaster were a heat setting and not minutes., Rome the Eternal City, DAMN IT I LIKED THAT (URL HIDDEN) GOING BACK TO SLEEP!!!, nrc.next, Sometimes I'm scared that the "Truman Show" is based on my life, I asked "what" 20 times so now I'm just gonna pretend I heard what you said, The awkwardness when a woman doesn't choose the iron in a game of monopoly, i EXPECT to be rich somehow, but with no real plan or effort, I know this great little place in Amsterdam..., So ref... exactly how much is the other team paying you?, When I die, I want my tombstone to read "BRB, LOL"., I wish real hospitals were like Scrubs, my feet are cold, but im too lazy to put on a pair of socks., Sucking a cup to your face and then panicking cos it won't come off, I was shocked when I saw 'Woman' spelt backwards is 'Kitchen'., "OMG is that Sarah Jessica-Par....... wait... its just a horse..."