A corporate lackey who occasionally has a minute to relax and travel the world.
Married; which obviously means that I am respectful, smart and moderately in control of my life and my actions.
Asian; which obviously means that I will take my shoes off at the door, and your place will remain unscathed by the outside world. (It's okay to make those kinds of jokes, I'm Asian!)
Employed; which obviously means that I have the funds to pay for your abode, and would not find it necessary to steal your Slap Chop.
What else do you need to know?