The window closes just fine like any other; we just thought guests would like fresh air so we left it open. Obviously Philippe didn't even try to close it or he would not make this incorrect statement. The real bed is in the loft and the massage table is for an extra guest. The new age lamp works perfectly and is perfectly safe.
Wifi works smoothly and consistently; the ISP had a small tech issue that was resolved within 24 hours.
While room is small; very frequently, two people have stayed together and have had an enjoyable experience. Thank you, Philippe.