Hmm, well, I suppose better to stay with positive or at least anodyne characteristics: healthy eater (might steal your eggs, but not anything good), early-riser-to-exercise as most days spiral out of control, comfortable without the remote so long as the channels are not flipped constantly. Might pick up your WSJ or Economist if you take either, but promise to leave behind. No (felony) convictions. Oh, and I will strip the bed. Am currently starting a business which is all absorbing so will not be too interactive for too long. And sorry for the dour picture, need to get something less severe within arms reach.
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