I am taken aback by your review having never had anything but glowing one's in the past.
I would have been happy to show you where the switch for the fan was by the bookcase, and would have solved any wifi problems if I had known. I am truly sorry about the lipstick on the glass. I hope that was the only disorder in the house.
I checked the snorkel equipment today and found some masks sandy and salty but none were moldy.
As for the birds next door, my property description clearly warns about them. Some folks like the sound of nature, most rely on the ear plugs I provide.
The stand up paddle boards actually belongs to a friend who leaves them here for her use. We don't share them with guests but since I failed to mention that to you they were yours to enjoy. So though the board was imperfect it was acually an extra perk.
We could tell that you seemed not very happy but thought it must have been something personal. We should have had better communication.
Perhaps I sound defensive but I am very proud of my little cottage and have so enjoyed the great pleasure our many guests have taken in staying with us.
I truly hope you future airbnb stays are up to your expectations.