I've been told I'm smart, witty, fit, funny, sarcastic, inquisitive, straight-forward, and I smell good--I tend to agree, in a slightly less than arrogant way. It's not that I'm cocky, conceited, or contrite--I'm just really good at what I do. If at this point sarcasm hasn't registered, I feel bad. Also, you might have Frontotemporal dementia--you might want to get that checked out. I love sports, spirits, spring, brains, brews, brunettes, HDTV, Hi-fives, happiness, alliteration, and the Oxford comma. I also like pizza, football, and quoting movies--sometimes together.
Sports: Iowa State Cyclones and Seattle Seahawks football
Drink: Johnnie Walker Blue or Gold or Green or Black or Double Black, neat.
Shows: Archer, Family Guy, Game of Thrones, OITNB, HIMYM
Music: Too cool to name here.
Movies: Is it quotable?
Food: Steak, Pizza, and Sushi Rolls.
If you're curious and want to know more, just ask.