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About Me
Atwater High, Iowa State University
English, Français
Hey, I'm Jon!
Seattle, Washington, United States · Member since May 2011

I've been told I'm smart, witty, fit, funny, sarcastic, inquisitive, straight-forward, (website hidden), and I smell goodr--I tend to agree, in a slightly less than arrogant way. It's not that I'm cocky, conceited, or contrite--I'm just really good at what I do. If at this point sarcasm hasn't registered, I feel bad. Also, you might have Frontotemporal dementia--you might want to get that checked out. I love sports, spirits, spring, brains, brews, brunettes, HDTV, Hi-fives, happiness, alliteration, and the Oxford comma. I also like pizza, football, and quoting movies--sometimes together.

The first things people usually notice about me:
Just how awesome I am. My lack of style and grace. My inability to cope with the end of football season. I'm a surprisingly social wallflower. As well as, sarcasm.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food?
Sports: Iowa State Cyclones and Seattle Seahawks football
Drink: Johnnie Walker Blue or Gold or Green or Black or Double Black, neat.
Shows: Archer
Music: Too cool to name here.
Movies: Is it quotable?
Food: Steak, Pizza, and Sushi Rolls.

If you're curious and want to know more, just ask. Other than that, fantasize at your own risk--and smile...