Originally from Portland, Oregon, I have lived in San Francisco since 2005. I love to travel and have been lucky enough to have spent time all over Europe, Asia and Latin America. I look forward to hosting you in my favorite city of them all!
1) I am so very happy you enjoyed my home. As you stated, we addressed the linens within 40min - this was an Airbnb snafu
2) The plumbing issues - once you bothered informing me - were addressed immediately. I heard that the sink etc in the kitchen were problematic days after the trouble began, and I had a plumber in that day. You fail to mention that despite significant notification you never bothered letting said plumber into the building. I am not clairvoyant.
4) You are honestly the ONLY guests to even ever mention the Fire House. They are quiet - full stop
5) You neglect to mention I bought you a brand new flat panel TV for the front room, and setup my Netflix account on it. You also neglect to mention how rude you were when setting up the TV.