I actually had a professional cleaner come the day before you arrived and paid $140 for his services. I'm sorry his cleaning was not up to your standards. I do not own a television, and that is stated in the description of amenities that are and are not available. I'm unsure which cupboards didn't close, but I hope you enjoyed your stay nonetheless.
To anyone considering staying at my apartment:
I was out of the country when this couple stayed: I had left it clean and ready for someone to stay, and one of my friends did an extra clean before they arrived. It was clean when I arrived home from my trip, so I am sure it was spotless when they stayed.
It is true that I don't have a microwave, but that is not listed on my site. I do have a fully stocked kitchen with quite attractive eating utensils and top of the line cooking utensils.
In the aforementioned email, I replied, in the middle of the night from my location in the US, where the extra blankets were, as well as that they could feel free to use as much heat as they liked, hoping they would feel comfortable to use as much energy as they liked to feel at home in the space.
My personal opinion is that this couple didn't like my decor (I'm a professor in sexual health and have lots of quirky books and art in my apartment). I completely understand personal choice toward a place to stay, so I don't blame them for that. I think that the review is a mostly a reflection of this fact, though.
AIRBNB has confirmed that my apartment is in good standing and is open for reservations. If you have any concerns about staying here, please don't hesitate to contact me!