I'm a S.A.H.D. I'm a Manager of Miracles. I train people for life. I teach them morals and right from wrong. I make sure that they get the proper education that will help them to one day have the ability to rule the world if necessary. I also teach them the small things that go along with good civilization such as good hygiene and manners.
The training process takes a lot of patience and requires me to hold a number of different job titles. I'll share just a few with you for time's sake:
I'm a healer, a referee, a psychologist, an attorney, a teacher, a chauffeur, a buttler, a cook