I find your review very shocking and untrue. This is not a hotel it is my home.
First of all
When I returned you had the place a mess and PANTIES AND YOUR SEX TOYS WERE LAYING AROUND. I was still finding g strings long after you left.
The house was cleaned by a cleaning lady before you arrived, the shower is not broken. There are plenty of cleaning supplies below the sink with a small broom and duster and mop in the bathroom. It is a brand new renovated house. I ask guests to clean after themselves because you never know what people may be doing during their stay.
As I do live here, I am allowed to return to maintain and access my belongings in case of emergency (which it was.)
I have never had such a remarkably rude review.