I missed one email from you and yes I parked in your driveway while we were unloading our bags -- we hadn't even seen the sign in the unit that said don't park in the driveway. When we did I came out and moved the car! It's bad luck you pulled in during those 10 minutes.
Saying the unit was "very dirty" is an exaggeration given that we picked up our trash, stripped the bed, hung the bath towels and folded the beach towel we used. Similarly, I think you overstate your point when you say "communication was very lacking." I am a human and missed one email. As a result, you had to send me a text message--that does not seem very burdensome.
We also carefully covered the beach cruisers even though the plastic coverings for them are torn and old. I'm sorry we weren't the "best guest" you've ever had but I think we are conscientious. You have a nice little room but it's unfortunate that your review of us is so ill-considered.