I'm originally from Arkansas. Impressed yet?
I now live in Austin, TX where I perform stand up comedy and run a personal training company. Both are going great. I get out on the road a few times a year to perform at other venues and need a place to stay. Comedy doesn't pay well so that why I have a day job and why I'm using this site and you're reading this now.
And no, I won't criticize the way you eat.