Hi! I'm a screenwriter/caterer (sites: (website hidden) / (website hidden)) with an absolute adoration for chocolate chip cookies and horror movies. I'm a huge travel buff and strongly believe the only way to really learn about a place is through the locals. I avoid tour buses, big hotel chains and buffet lines, and love hole-in-the-wall eateries, getting lost at least twice in a new city, and rolling out a sleeping bag and snoozing under the stars (provided it's 70 degrees outside; I have some needs). I'm an uber clean person who only has one joke at the ready for a moment's notice. Ask me and I'll tell it to you. And then you'll laugh out of pity.