I am a profound thinker, a socially engaged extrovert, a certified technophile, and a decisive "make it happen" entrepreneur. And despite all of these shortcommings, I manage to make my life pretty fun from time to time.
I'm aorry that Michelle was not pleased the sleeping accommodations did not include 4 actual beds, as opposed to two beds and sleeper sofas. At the time of her booking, the property was advertised exactly as "Gorgeous and spacious vintage New Orleans uptown building, with 2 fully furnished bedrooms, formal living and dining rooms, screened in back porch, a den with a two sleeper sofas, and 1.5 bathrooms."
As to the concerns about the general condition of the property, the property was rented as a vintage building at a substantial discount to comparable newly renovated spaces. The property is actually being taken offline from future reservations for an $800K makeover that will include elevation of the structure and a complete rehab of the location out from the studs. The renovations are anticipated to take almost 2 years and portions of the property may be available for future short term rentals upon completion of these major renovations.