My wife and I have one cat, one dog, and one baby.
I reside in Portland and probably fit most Portland stereotypes, whatever they might be.
I mocked smartphones until I purchased one.
I do not smoke.
I am a liberal atheist, but I am perfectly happy sleeping in a devoutly religious bed.
My favorite standup comedians are Louis C.K., and Eddie Izzard,
Currently, my favorite animal is the river otter, but next week it could be the sea otter; they are both adorable.
I am not sure exactly what people typically put in this profile section, so I just listed out a bunch of details in an Asperger-esque manner.
I hope this has been helpful.