Earliest time to get up for our guests: 3 AM; latest time to meet a guest: 2 AM
(we're just humans and not 24/7 robots so please do let us know IN ADVANCE about inconvenient timing)
Strangest thing to secretly "borrow" from an apartment: iron
(when I travel there is no place even for an ant in my luggage, how is it possible to put iron there?!);
Strangest place to leave tips for cleaning lady: inside dirty toilet (perhaps so that we wouldn't take it. Don't worry you don't have to do it :-) );
Best compliment (from a kid): "Mommmmm, can it be our home?";
Loveliest guest: everybody greeting us with a kind smile (yes, we do remember each of you!)
Tips for new members:
Hosts cannot see total price, you should enter your dates, number of people and press "book it" - you will see total then.
Add your profile picture, it can only be an advantage for you. First - as somebody said "it is not fun hosting a landscape" and second - I will faster recognise you on your arrival and you don't need to wander around.
Many people ask us to keep an apartment for them because they have "problems with credit card" and will definitely book it next day. Do you know meme "I see what you did there"? We hosts know it's a trick so please say it only if you really have problems with your card :-)
"Anyone who isn't embarrassed of who they were last year probably isn't learning enough." Alain de Botton