Rani exists! It's awesome.
Alright, there's a backstory to this rather dramatic proclamation. Rani is the sister of my dear friend Lindsay. I've know Lindsay for eight years - lived with her for two - and in that time have never met her family. They've come around, but our paths have never crossed. Until this week, when rani came to visit San Francisco and chose to stay in our guest room! And when she walked up the stairs there was no disputing it - she is definitely related to Lindsay Darling. If you have the chance to rent your room to Rani, definitely do. She and Billy were funny, charismatic, and relatable. They brought wine for us to drink and Rani shaved the side of my head. We took them to a bar opening and didn't pee on anything, so they're house trained. Rani was a perfect guest, and I'm super glad she exists - I'd rent my room to her any ol' day.