... they call me, JUAN LINO. A single (queer) freelance HAIR STYLIST that you can find in the back of any dressing room- in one of Austin's finest titty-bar's... Doing nothing, but sipping a cocktail & doing some hair! I have a outgoing personality with a high energy "tendency". In contrast, the comfortable furniture & earthy toned-ambiance makes for a relaxed and comfortable environment to chill, have a friend over on the patio or rest your head for a decent night's sleep.
The Great Thing About This Apartment Is That You Have OPTIONS! With plenty of room for visiting friends, family or co-workers to make a special appearance JUST TO CHECK OUT- "THE QUEER" with that "Lesbian Dog!"
Speaking of Lesbians ... Now, *she* is so in love with the human race that she takes a liking to *most* men (she did not learn that from me), however she loves to create an emotional bond with just about e-v-e-r-y female. I speak of my Lesbian Staffordshire Bull Terrier, MEMPHIS. She is full of personality, stocky & she means all kinds of business when it comes to "Welcoming YOU, our guests!" (with a smile to prove it, lieterally) .
I keep late hours because I work late hours (think titty-bar). Most of my friends are lewd and unusual people, from all walks of life - So nothing offends or surprises me. As long as you respect my space, the lesbian dog, Memphis & ME - We're Cool.
As a general rule, I'm SUPER easy-going. I am willing & able to accomodate from the quietest mouse to the loudest drunk drummer off some indie rock hell-raiser punk rock label! =D
The apartment is always kept clean & everyone is expected to pick up after themselves, like most adults *can* & *do*. *I am also available to book dinner reservations, coordinate an evening with theatre tickets, dinner & a late night movie. Ask me for details on the Personal Concierge Service for the duration of your stay in Austin, Tx. Should you need access to the in-house washer & dryer (to include detergent & dryer sheets) there is a fee: $10/per day or $40 for a 7 days.
At the very least,
WELCOME TO AUSTIN!
Follow in our tradition by
KEEPING AUSTIN HELLA-WEIRD!
Juan Lino & Memphis
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