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Well, I suppose they can't all be good. From the rude phone call from Dave, to the loud audible sounds coming from their bedroom, Ellen and Dave managed to single handedly make both my brother AND my woman very uncomfortable during their stay. They left the room a mess, condom wrappers on the floor and, oh look, 4 dollars on the night stand as what I think is some sort of apologetic gesture? Rest assured we will not be doing this again. The only positive thing I can say about this little adventure is at least it was only a one night stay. We should've seen that coming. Lord knows we heard it.
HOWEVER BRIEF HER STAY, i appreciate the business