I'm 35, short and identify as a New Yorker, though I'm mostly nomadic at this point. I am excellent at climbing up grocery store shelves so that I don't have to ask for help. To pay for said groceries, I am an attorney who writes fine print that no one reads. When I am not writing fine print, I engage in a lot of sitting around with a glass of wine, dancing, yoga and other nefarious deeds in the dark.
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