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Colorado State University
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Actor/ Stand Up/ Writer/ Ninja
Hey, I'm Darren!
West Hollywood, California, United States · Member since September 2012

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all my bills are paid. On
weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it
down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli
and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won
bullfights
in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling
bees
at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart
surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.....

On a serious note, I'm an actor-stand up-writer (yes, that's how I make my living).

Also, I'm straight (I've been propositioned on here by some guys... so I need to make this disclaimer).

Anyway....

I'm originally from NJ, lived in NYC for 9 years and moved to LA 8 years ago. Honestly, I don't have all the answers but I have great heart and I'm a good listener (at least that's what my ex-girlfriend says).

If you want to chill in a great one bedroom, couch and have a couple of laughs drop me a note....

Feel free to go to my website to check me and my comedy out too.

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