Hi airbnb. You are asking me to tell you who I am. You don't seem to notice it's 2am and I'd rather go sleep than talk to you. Anyway, not sure we know each other well enough so that we can have such an intimate conversation (although you probably still have my credit card number from the last time I made a reservation here). But if it makes you feel better, I can tell you that I've spent most of my grown up life in Russia, Germany and the US studying some weird cultural hermeneutics and econometrics, calculating IRRs, often drinking and sometimes loving. OK, this should be enough for now!