Apparently they want you to know about me chap
Tom defines philanthropy. That is he phils anthrops like no one else I know. In my airbnb listing this became aggressively relevant, because nobody in the else in the house had any other concept of what it really means to be a human, let alone a dancer. But Tom can dance, especially in front of a mirror, and he is by all accounts a human, except for in his degree of benevolence and compassion which go far beyond human expectation. When you are approaching the dragons den Tom will be by your side, and when you approach the gates of Mawdor he WILL have your back. If Tom ever asks to stay in your listing do no do not turn him down.