Dear god... Well, so I'm a pop culture-nerd mixed up with a workout-geek. I'm not going to list anything because it's timeconsuming and quite boring.
As a guest I have made it a point of honor to not smoke crack and/or shoot guns inside of the apartment. This comes real easy to me as I do not own or intend to own a fire-arm and I'm a quite wholesome person due to my interest in physical health.
I do not have I life motto (as suggested by the little "tip"-section below), but if I had it would be: "Don't smoke crack and shoot guns in other peoples apartments and/or houses".
Be safe y'all.