One swell guy!
HOSTS BE WARNED! Joe and his wife arrived in the evening and left at the crack of dawn, so I never actually met them. They did, however, insult my garden and the smell of my house (weird, right?). My offer to provide a queen-sized air mattress (vs. the twin bed in the room) was rejected, and they then proceeded to file a complaint with airbnb after leaving to try and get a *full* refund. They were totally unwilling to negotiate a compromise of a discount. Strongly suspect they're either entirely unfamiliar with airbnb or trying to scam free rooms. Host at your own risk.
Response from Joe: