Your response is a little immature. You re either not telling the truth about a cleaning lady or you need a new cleaning lady. As for the bed having pee stains I have proof and can post pictures if you want me to. You have the location going for you, but most of the reviews point out the messiness/filthiness of the apartment itself. As far as the instruction list, it was asking to lie if I met a neighbor and not touch the food which I haven't. Please do not recommend me as a guest as it would be detrimental to me to be associated with your bad hosting. FYI the least you could have done would have been to greet me on my arrival or stop by the day I left which you haven't (website hidden): my other host accepted to host me 2 hours before I got the keys to place and he only had tremendous things to say about me.