Hi, it was a pleasure to host you and your girlfriend, but it seems rather strange to me that you didn't mention even one good word about all the help and advice I provided you. The amount of time I have spend answering your questions (within seconds btw) and sending you recommendations about places and services you have requested to find out about surely deserve to be mentioned.
I am kind of surprised you mention that Airbnb is not a luxury hotel. Was it not clear from the About section of the website? I also thing it is not very nice of you to give my future guests all these ideas about my front door. You seem to know a lot about breaking in into people's property. As I assured you before, my metal door is much safer than the wooden doors you must be accustomed too, plus I can only repeat that the neighbourhood is very safe and people are nice and there is a police station near by.
I can only suggest that in future you spend more energy on reflecting positive things about your host and their property, not the imaginary things. Thank you very much. Come stay at my apartment any time- it is very safe, clean and affordable.