Just you typical overweight, loud, aggressive American. Short, balding, lazy and boring. That about sums it up... Oh, almost forgot my alter ego. He's good looking, bright, great conversationalist (English only, you know about us Americans), funny, sophisticated and down to earth. And of course the requisite stuff about liking people, animals, small children, gardening and long walks (on the beach or in town), art museums, good coffee, an occasional drink (but never in excess), stylish food and just being ordinary, and of course very clean (but not as a fetish or in a compulsive way). And I guess it goes without saying, a non-smoker.