Two seniors - frequent travelers = need lower floor or elevator
Sheila y su marido fueron unos huéspedes excelentes. Cuidaron el apartamento como si fuese suyo. Completamente recomendables como huéspedes.
Hasta cuándo queráis!
These folks are welcome to stay in my home again anytime. Excellent guests! Thanks for visiting.
As everyone all over the world can understand, you cannot please everyone all the time. Some guests will have everything prepared perfectly for them; but if one item does not exist, then they feel compelled to wage a complaint. We as owners of the apartment are professionals and unequivocally conduct ourselves as professionals all the time. We go out of our way beyond measure to make our guests comfortable in every way possible for the entire duration of their stay in our wonderful apartment. We are the only flat that offers a 24 hour assistant to care for the needs of our guests. Coffe cups and wine glasses are not part of our amenities. We do stock them all the time, but unfortanately many guests like to take them home as souvenirs. We offer to pay for coffee cups and wine glasses for guests if they have a real need for them. Every guest that stays at our apartment will always have 24 hour assistance from us if necessary. If any item does not exist in the apartment which is essential to the guest, then we will purchase it so the guest can have it for their convenience.
Response from Sheila:
Mr. Sedaris did NOT offer to furnish coffee cups OR wine glasses. We were told if we needed coffee cups to go purchase souvenir ones on the street. The "24 hour assistant" said she was sorry but did not offer to furnish.