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Moreau Catholic High School, University of California, Davis
Gwilliam, Ivary, Chiosso, Cavalli & Brewer
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Hey, I’m Elisa!

Oakland, California, United States · Member since May 2012
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I am a Secretary and aspiring Lawyer/stand-up comedienne/Bad-ass MC/graphic novel author/screenwriter/ parkour-ist/stuntwoman.

I love Gabriel Garcia Marquez. I can quote whole chunks of dialogue of 80s era Eddie Murphy movies the way some people quote Keats or Nietzsche. I don't know what Spirulina is, besides green. I like Parks and Recreation, Louie, 30 Rock, Mad Men, Bob's Burgers, & Archer.

I haven't traveled much, so I want to do it more often. California is a big big state, so most of my travel has consisted of inner state destinations (to the redwoods, to the beaches, to SoCal, to the deserts, etc.) Oh and one time I went to Washington D.C. when I was 16 and I fell down the steps in front of our nation's Capitol. And another girl on the tour taught me what the phrase "skeet skeet" meant, when used in reference to another young lady. I've been to other west coast spots like Portland or Seattle. Mostly I've stayed with friends, and I'm down to stay on couches and live out of suitcases. Also I've been on a good number of camping trips. I am a humble traveler.

As for hosting, I have two roommates so you would have to be really chill & not bring a bunch of randoms back to our house. Also, don't steal our shit. That's really frowned upon in our home.

"Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip, Imma blow all my money and don’t give two shits."
--William Shakespeare, or maybe Nicki Minaj