Well... not sure how to respond to such a classy "review", but I'll try (in point form):
"The condition the apartment was left in was very upsetting to the next guest. They sent me photos of used condoms and dirty underwear left beside the bed."
** I left the place with no trace that I had been there. Not only did I NOT leave dirty underwear (hell, mine cost $35/pair - I'm not leaving those behind), but no condoms came in with me, or were supplied to me.
"When I asked my housekeeper why these items were left, she said you did not checkout on time, making it difficult for her to be thorough."
** The housekeepers actually showed up as I was about to leave (early, I might add - at 11:30am instead of the agreed-upon noon). I left them as they were cleaning.
"You also did not pay the additional guest fee, which is part of the guest guidelines. I would not have rated you so low if it weren't so upsetting to the next guest and my housekeeper. Keep in mind that this is my home, which I hope is better respected by other guests."
** If all guests left the place as clean as I did, you would actually be a very happy renter.
You should also make sure to update your profile to leave out wireless, which had, up to now, been my only complaint. Now, I just feel disappointed that you would stoop so low as to leave the response you did.