In no particular order: I am good at ripening avocados. Scrabble players tremble at the thought of me. My salsa dancing skills are supremely sub-par and thoroughly ridiculous. My drivers license ends in a prime number (2). Want to build a chicken coop? I’m your man. I speak 4 languages, but not all at the same time. I used to dislike peanuts, but upon serious consideration changed my mind. I have taught middle school in the toughest school district in America. I love ideas, skills, technology, film, scuba diving, and anything that has to do with New Orleans.