Australian living in Holland.
I've been here for the last 8 years, happy to offer travel advice and tips on how to negotiate the locals :)
And no, I don't wear clogs.
My top 3 Amsterdam recommendations are:
1. Rent a bike and cruise the Jordaan.
2. Go to a supermarket and buy some 'Vla.'
3. Take a boat tour of the canals for a decidedly different view of the city.