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Wade is an amazing roommate....temporary or otherwise. He's super-clean and considerate, chill, easy to get along with, and fun as hell. He pet the shit out of my cats, helped cook fancy 3-course bomb meals, all whilst laughing at all my jokes and weaving me friendship lanyards. A+++. Best Roomy Ever IS Best Roomy Ever. Church.
Okay, here's the thing. This man is the man. The man with the plan, the roommate plan. He slept on our couch for a couple weeks this fall. How great is he? He LITERALLY folded the couch blankets he slept on the night before every damn morning. Who does that anymore!? Its a lost art. He bathed and pooped at hours that were the most convenient for the other roommates' bathing and pooping schedules. He partied with us, he cooked us meals, watched documentaries and did the dishes with us.
If you do not welcome this man into your humble abode, you will miss out on a lifetime of friendship and laughter and the most delicious made-from-scratch marinara italian sausage and peppers dish. Its made with love and delight and wonder.
Now the dude is, like, employed and successful or whatever. I loved him when he was homeless and unemployed, so you're in for a real treat.
All this and more can be yours for the low low price of $roommate.99 !!!!!!