Saying YOUR WELCOME really loudly when people don't thank you., if i had a car, ALL my problems would be solved, I support a lower league football club (League 1 and below), Npower League 1, Laughing so hard you feel a six pack coming on, I had alot of plans for this summer..it's August and I just realized that I haven't done shit., Why don't you have a seat? Take a seat, right over there., Hi, I'm a boy, and actually, I'm a decent bloke., The Republic of Ireland is nothing without Clinton Morrison starting., I hate it when Chris Hansen offers me a seat and has my chat logs., Jermaine Johnson, Marcus Tudgay, Joey Barton's Comedy Moustache, Bring back the free toys inside cereal boxes, Only Fools and Horses, You Sir Are A Cunt., Referee, may i ask you something.. ARE YOU BLIND?!, INTER, Davide Santon, Texting someone to tell them you're outside their house instead of knocking., Brian o sullivan is a sour c**t, The Academy, England, not a perfect football team but we will love them always., Your my boy blue!!, Be thankful for what you have because it could all be taken away tomorrow., Skittles, Newton Faulkner, For those who knew who Kings Of Leon were before Sex On Fire., You know, its amazing how much music can change your mood., Being Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking, If you watch Cinderella backwards, its a movie about a woman who learns her place, Stone Sour, Your profile picture is a car? Sorry, I didn't realize you were a transformer., i like my music LOUD, Likes Likes, knowing when the Referee has made a f**k up, and ensuring he realises it by f**king him out of it throughout the entire match., Gladiator, Declan's Hackney, Bruff, Sky Sports, Partying 'till the cows come home, then partying with the cows., "TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME," ok "oh- i already knew that ages ago", Taylor Hawkins, The Pixies, Football, Sheffield Wednesday Football Club, Kevin Pressman - Sheffield Wednesday Legend, Joe Cole, Carl Carlson, Crystal Castles, Yippee ki yay, motherfucker, Ben's Eurospar Quest, I'll still be a Sheffield Wednesday fan, whatever league their in :), Clinton Morrison, The awkward silence when a Meath person says they are Leinster champions, Thierry Henry, Tigerphobia - The fear that Tiger Woods wants to have sex with you, Johnny Cash, "Psst.. It's me.. The Tree of Temptation" ;), Ellie Goulding, Kubuś Puchatek, Electric Picnic, 1GOAL - Uddannelse for alle, 1 GOAL, Official FIFA World Cup 2014, The Sopranos, THE LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy book, When you turn your lights off downstairs than run upstairs so nobody kills you., Nothing says "fuck it" like bringing on Heskey., Shouting 'bus wankers!' at poeple at bus stops., Animaniacs, Lionel Messi, I Love You, Man, Russell Brand, Brandon Flowers, Playin Drums, 9/11 is a perfect example of why we can't pretend airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars., No matter how bad my life gets, I will not end up on Jerry Springer., Video Technology needed in Football, SPIN South West, De Niro, Does any one else find it abit weird how Mr CRABS lives in BIKINI BOTTOM !?, Thierry Henry's Handball Was Awesome!!, When I was younger, I wanted to be like Edgar Davids, The Temper Trap, France quitting? USA late? England left to fight Germany? Sounds familiar..., P!nk, Stereophonics, "Can I have a coke?" Is Pepsi alright? "Uh, Is Monopoly money alright?", Butch Walker, Accepting the "Terms & Conditions" without reading them. ;) Rebel., Give £2 To A Hungry African And What Do They Do?! Buy A fucking Trumpet!, Emile Heskey, John Barnes, When someone has a nickname, calling them by their real name sounds weird., Ruud Gullit, Eusébio, BAFANA BAFANA, Vuvuzela, Walking Around Naked, Match of the Day, Best revenge? Smile, be happy, never let them know it hurt., To the windows... TO THE WALLS.. to the sweat drop down my balls, Sexually Harassing the Elderly, Doing heroin with priests, selling crack to nuns, throwing dildos at nuns, steven gerrard lifting the world cup in south africa, I don't have the patience today to pretend you're not a twat, throwing dildos at nuns, Sheffield Wednesday F.C., Southwark, Bloc Party, I sent her a smiley face... Bitches loooooove Smiley faces, doing Heroin with priests, Jameson Mix it Up, Whos your one, I feel so sorry for Rio Ferdinand LOL jk I'm Michael Dawson, Everybody Just Chill The Fuck Out. I Got This., How Many Bears Could Bear Grylls Grill, If Bear Grylls Could Grill Bears?, Selling crack to nuns., It's ok, I know what to do.. I've watched Bear Grylls, Grohl Dave, Ledley King, I'm more of a "haha" kind of person, not "lol", Being naked at inappropriate times, Zinedine Zidane, The awkward silence when you ask Theo Walcott what he's up to this summer..., Every time your name pops up on my phone, i smile. :), I LOVE TRANSFER DEADLINE DRAMA ON SKY SPORTS NEWS!!!, I'm disappointed when they actually are the father on Jeremy Kyle, Feel the rhythm, Feel the rhyme, Get on up, Its bobsled time, Wayne Rooney apreciation.....If not for United then For ENGLAND!!, Really wanting to say something back but it's way too harsh., i love how you can make me laugh when i don't even want to smile. <3, sellin' crack and hustlin' bitches, Chillin Like A Villan, Wednesdayite - Sheffield Wednesday Supporters' Society, B.o.B, Oh thats funny, your acting different now that they're here., Fight Club, Rescue Me, I always thank the bus driver, Two and a half men, Wiley, Rumours inform you amazing things that you did not even know about yourself, I love when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke., that came out a little harsher than i expected, Soccer Am, PALASTINE, Am i the only person who thinks Snookie is ugly?, Two Guys and a Girl, I have texted while lying down and dropped the phone on my face., When Tommy from rugrats pulls out the screw driver you know shits goin down!!, Dougle Mcguire to sing my lovely horse for ireland at next years eurovision,, World Cup 2010, Three Lions, ANY JOBS??? NOTHIN GOIN!!!, Wouldn't ya hate to be doing the leaving cert!, Not being able to sleep!, There is someone who I would do anything for and means everything to me <3, i wish i was little again , when the hardest choice was picking a crayon., Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it, If Carlsberg did the England team talk., Do it for Sir Bobby, England., Do It For SIR BOBBY!, Clearly, You're Retarded, Fuck it, il do it, Giving your friend that look when someone you dont like walks into the room, Carolina Liar, Ok, If we get caught here's the story..., Realizing that your brilliant idea is actually tragically retarded., Looking at a friend and saying: "I will if you will.", I'm on a horse., Throwing everything off the bed onto the floor when you return hammered., Kele Okereke, "Do it, it'll be funny", hey you, get outta my life!, Maximus Decimus Meridius, What do you call a woman that can't make a sandwich? Single, No i don't wanna dance; jus gimme the shift!!, John Bonham, T-Bagging, I didn't fall , i attacked the floor., Rule #1, I am always right. Rule 2, if you think I am wrong, read rule #1, The No Pants Dance, That awkward moment when a girl brings you the wrong kind of sandwich., The awkward moment when you trip over your own penis, Creeps? I Love Creeps, Some of my Best Friends Are Creeps!, British Armed Forces - Best in the World, Sinkin' Putts and Bangin' Sluts., Alright lads we're the guards. Alright guards we're the lads :), Sorry I didn't realise you were too cool to talk to me now., You Are Never Too Old For A Disney Movie, When I Was Little i Always Wanted To Be A Power Ranger, oh the good old days when WheresWally was about as stressful as life got..., The awkward feeling telling Lionel Richie it's not him you're looking for., Sheffield Wednesday FC, Remember The Titans, GLADIATOR, The Hurricane, Cinderella Man, hi, im a lawnmower. nomnomnom grass., I will live my life my way, thank you very much., Mufasa, At first im shy but once you get to know me BAM!, Justin Biebers new album out today. Also coming out: Any guy who buys it., Saying Cool One-Liners Before Shooting People, getting drunk and raceing tractors naked, Robin Hood, Russell Crowe, Talking Shite, Emile Heskey for England captain, The awkward moment when you see your friend naked on chat roulette, England 2018 Official World Cup bid, When Ash from Pokemon turns his hat around, you know shits about to go down, Sol Campbell, Danny Dyer, I'm one of those people who says "haha" instead of "lol", Realising to yourself that you're actually really weird, "It's not illegal, just frowned upon like masterbating on an airplane.", Having mental conversations with yourself while trying to sleep, Comebacks that make the whole room go "OOOHHHHH!", Your weird. I like you., Randomly swearing at everything when your mad, Saying "EA Sports it's in the game," along with the guy who says it., You give 1 person chewing gum & suddenly everyone within 10 miles wants one, "Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock", "Your my boy, Blue!", Looking At Someone & Instantly Thinking "You're a Knob", I attended FCJ Convent, Bruff, I Entered 2010 Completely Sober, Your my bestfriend because i wouldnt dare to be this weird with anyone else, Dappy, you can't find her because she's blocked you, you absolute fool., Sorry, I've Just Realised I Didn't Listen to Anything You Have Just Said., When I'm alone for too long, I think too much., oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line., Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got out of hand, Wow. i really dont like you. like at all, Having a friend you can talk about anything with and it wont be awkward, Realizing in the middle of telling your story that it isn't actually funny, Dance Music Sounded Better In The 1990's, I have no idea what you just said so im just gonna say "yeah" and smile, I was blown away when i realised the word ' OK ' is a side ways person., Michael McIntyre, Slappin' Da Bass, Pretending not to see someone when you really do, Soo... what do you want to do... i don't mind... WELL THAT F****** HELPS!, I love listening to lies when i know the truth, LADY IN THE LEOPARD DRESS, YOU HAVE AN AMAZING RACK, Saying "Aren't you like 12?" to anybody under the age of 17., Seeing someone your friend hates and saying, "There's your best friend", bulgaden castle, "Shitload" is a Standardized Unit of Measurement, We all have that one friend who NEVER answers their bloody phone!!, Mocking someone in a voice that sounds nothing like them, getting stuck talking pure shiite to your friends parents, "Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah" "Ok then i'm coming.", Non planned nights always turns out better than expected!, I Was Totally Gazeeboed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, When your bestfriend is in a fight, you automatically are too, Expect nothing... That way you dont get disapointed, Gettin drunk before you go out so u dont have to spend as much money, Saying "thats crazy" when you haven't been listening to someone., Cooties still exist they're just called STD's now, When You Make No Sense At All , But Your Best Friend Completely Understands, When you and your bestfriends have sayings no one else get, I fist pump with the best of the guidos..... and thats the situation, I still hope that one day i will discover i have super powers., That One Friend in the Group Who Never Knows What's Going On, Saying oh! like you get it. But you still have no idea, looking through a textbook and pointing at pictures going ''thats you'', Knowing you're going to regret it, but doing it anyway., 1 Life , Live It :), BUS WANKERS!, Born in 1990, Covering myself in Vaseline and crying naked in the dark, Mayweather vs. Pacquiao, Damn, I need a Job., Not Wearing Pants, England Football Team, The "Fuck It" Response, I'm sorry, I just can't hear you over the sound of me being so awesome, Feeling uncomfortable when the tv volume is on an odd number, I miss the old days., England To Win The World Cup 2010, Saying "I don't know" to everything because you don't feel like talking..., "Ouch Charlie!", Going to MacDonalds for a salad roll is like going to a brothel for a hug., Encouraging your drunken friends., I hate when you're hanging out with Wally and he goes missing., "I wasn't that smashed" "We found you in a bush...", Sheffield Wednesday FC, I always peek out of my 3-D glasses, just to see the difference., Mutual hatred of one person really brings people together :), Talking to an old friend makes you realise how much your life has changed., googling 'Blue Waffle' then really wishing you didn't., When Wayne Bridge refused John Terry's hand shake, The man who wrote this letter to the players at Grimsby Town F.C., Dear Mr underccover police car, i like your 5 extra antennas ;), Sheffield Wednesday F.C., Footy, Music, bloc party !!, Drawing, Jimi Hendrix, Bruce Springsteen, Daft Punk, That one friend who has no standards at all, "Let's play hiding seek!" " Dude, it's snowing and I'm black.." "Oh yea.", to al those who love palm and her 5 sisters, Join if this picture ruined the lion king for you, Drunken Toilet Conversations, "Are you okay?" "Yeah...Just tired." The biggest lie in history., The Awkwardness When Osama Bin Laden Asks You For The Time And It's 9:11, Being too nice...gets you nowhere, i'm not creepy, i just have really good memory, I Hate it when my Drunk Twin Gets me in Trouble, It's not a purse it's a satchel, Indiana Jones has one., I used to be smart, then I got lazy., Why do you like ridin hippos?, In My Day Porn was Miley and Fidelma Rolling About The Hay in Glenroe!!, Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you, Kicking a stone along a street, then going out of your way to kick it again, Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?, I hate when i'm having a good time and Buzz Killington kills my buzz., When I was a kid I........no wait, I still do that, Theres That One Person You Wish You Never Gave Your Number To!, FACT!!! all women are mental..., Kids in back seats cause accidents. Accidents in back seats cause kids., The awkwardness in monopoly when your black friend goes to jail, running while drunk..., Are you seriously talking to me? Cause, I'm pretty sure I hate you., Opening a test paper, and thinking, "well this is new...", Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Gerry Ryan (phone number hidden) rules that make men, men., adding "haha" to make what you said seem more nice., Dwight Yorke's Suit, I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken., I Hate It When I Flex My Biceps And My Sleeve Tears Off., drunkenly stealing random useless objects., The Godfather, When I get sad, I stop being sad and be Awesome Instead. True Story., It makes me sad that there are people who have no idea how awesome I am, Your mother must have fuked a hedgehog to produce a prick like you.., I HATE BARCA!, Jose Mourinho Quotes, Wesley Sneijder, i love thierry henry for what he did to ireland, Tom Morello, You know you are drunk when you have to close one eye to text, I feel bad when someone punches my abs and their knuckles break., We All Have A Really Short Friend, I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?, I like to blast my music when I clean up, it motivates me., We're all Wednesday are'nt we?, Reading someone's status and thinking 'oh shut the hell up'