I was born very very young, almost died of youngness, but luckily i survived and decided to grow up.
Few years later i fell on my head twice and my mind started to have all sorts of crazy ideas. Now I am almost normal, but people still avoid me when i cycle too fast or smell like gypsy fish.
I started to play guitar 15 years ago to be more attractive to girls, but now i ended up in a ska-reggae-funky-swing-pop band named Nan deSKA?!. We are so popular that we are on Youtube ((website hidden)), ooooooh yes. :-)
I also play squash in my spare time like a hipsters from those movies where rich englishmen play squash in white shorts and white socks. I also wear white socks, but only when i play squash. I still don't have white shorts, although i would like to.
Ukulele is my secret weapon when I am with people who play guitar better than me. Also my fingers look much bigger near ukulele.
Speaking about size, a have large teeth that are extremely sharp, so i don't have to avoid animal bones when i eat a whole chicken for breakfast.
I like to laugh, sleep, drink beer or/and coffee, win a lottery, cook, watch documentaries, play guitar and/or ukulele, sing, mingle with the people...
And now for something completely different... please include "goosfraba" in your request so i know you read my profile.
I work as a small-brained Software Developer, still learning a lot, but I am trying to keep stress levels as low as i can by using the word "goosfraba". :-)
Generally speaking, I am an optimist, always trying to think positively. Maybe sometimes joking too much, but i can be serious when needed. (like these 3 last sentences :-))
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