Response from Christine:
If you had wanted a private bathroom and living room then you should have booked into a 6 star hotel which would have cost you more than £20.00 per night. I always allow my guests to 'fix' their own breakfast apart from weekends when I cook a full English around 11.00 am. No one has ever complained before so you need to employ your self a maid also. As for me smoking some of my guests also smoke I always ask as I did your self. I wouldn't allow you to my home again.