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Amy And/Or Jordan And/Or Sunday

Hey, I’m Amy And/Or Jordan And/Or Sunday!

Portland, Oregon, United States · Member since August 2010
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Hello! We are a freshly married couple with a sizeable case of good ol' fashioned Wanderlust. We've been together for almost three years and both living in apartments for almost 15 years now, and this madness has got to stop! We are both enrolled at Universities online, so all we really need is an internet connection and some adventure! I am a professional cook, and currently teach cooking and host 4 - 10 course dinner parties to pay a few bills; and my husband is happiest when he's either pouring sweat from a hard day's work, or covered in sawdust and nearly deaf from a day's work in the wood shop. We are both very passionate people and have a lot of love to give- He once said to me. "Let's just quit our jobs and make some art," and that's the ideal we're chasing. We both pay our taxes and are registered voters and organ donors, but both of us are at the age of "if not now, when?" and need to go off the reservation for a little while.

This next few paragraphs were taken from another site and only applies to myself, Amy, but I'm sure Jordan would agree to a lot of it as well.

I just want to be surrounded in love, enveloped in all the happiness of my partners and their partners. I want to love and be loved as much as possible on our short time on this planet. Who makes up the rules, anyway?
I really am a very positive person, and always try to keep things lighthearted and fun, and am a pretty reckless conversationalist- I'll talk about anything and will probably offend you within the first five minutes. Laugh, and I'm yours.

I'm a geeky nerdface... I know random bits of trivia about a wide range of subjects, none of which have gotten me anything besides a free beer at the Hawthorne Hideaway for winning at Pub Trivia. Learning turns me on- as do beautiful objects and really good food. No, really. Take me to an antique store or lose me forever. I love Zelda. And science. And Alton Brown. Mythbusters stole my heart from the beginning. I get off on creating, changing things, improving. Anthony Bourdain is my spirit animal.

Right now my days consist of dog-sitting and house-hunting, teaching the occasional cooking class, and going out to cause trouble!

What I've DONE with my life:
I've lived in 4 states.
I've been homeless.
I've been married three times.
I've lived in a 12'x12' cabin attached at the back to a 1947 touring bus on the top of a hill.
I've quit; cold turkey.
I've been critically ill.
I've sung at Carnegie Hall.

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