My name is Ian Anderson Oliver. I am a freelance art director in NYC. I am named after Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull. I am insusceptible to disease. I love ketchup. The TV show Malcom in the Middle is truly based on my family. I hate vegetables. If I could have a power it would be telekinesis. 8 Is my lucky number. I still laugh at Sesame Street. I love sports, especially baseball, boxing and swimming. When I was young, I wanted to be a paleontologist. My Myers-Briggs results are ENTJ. My birthday is on Australia Day. If a movie was made about my life, I would want Bruce Willis to play me. In 5th grade I broke my nose sled riding. If you want to know anything else about me, feel free to ask. I'm pretty honest and will answer just about anything.