My bedroom is not messy...I just chose to lay my clothes out on the floor so I can see them better :D, Relaxing in your towel for an hour because your too lazy to get dressed., Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00, Has LOL gone from meaning "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"?, DOOOO IIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............ I didnt think you were actually gonna do it., “When you smiled you had my undivided attention. When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you. When you cried you had my urge to hold you. When you said you loved me, you had my heart forever.”, Restarting the song when you miss your most favorite part., "SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO TELL A STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway...", “Falling in love with someone isn't always going to be easy... Anger... tears... laughter.. It's when you want to be together despite it all. That's when you truly love another. I'm sure of it.”, Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up., “Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.”, I will carry 20 grocery bags so I don't have to make a second trip, "just go ask!"..."ok can you come with me??", Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:), There comes a time in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, & who always will. So don't worry about the people from your past, because there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future., Giving people really good advice, and never using it yourself., I love the feeling of taking my bra off after a looong day., Ok, if we get caught, pretend we dont speak English., Best friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddleboat and save your stupid ass., Hate it when people assume something instead of asking you ., love having those retarded friends who just make your day:), unplanned moments are always better then the planned ones., 'iPad is thin. iPad is beautiful.' - My laptop now has self esteem issues thanks to the advert., i hate the feeling when you really want to see someone but you cant! :(, I'm not in a bad mood, your just annoying., No matter how old you are, You'll always rush for a swing in a park :'), Treat your girl right . . . or another guy will., Trying to fall asleep early so the following day come's sooner..., I've changed? Nah. Just grew up and got over your bullshit :), right now all i want to do is see you, kiss and cuddle you :( <3, You've changed. No. I just don't give a fuck anymore !, Being on the internet, watching TV, and using your phone at the same time, oh yes im talented!, A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes the smile on your face., the "i love you more" fight :), When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you <3, i'm the best, Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present., What do you call a retarded chinese baby? sum-ting-wong lmaoo like if u found this funny, "I'm selfish impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — MM Trans: I'm a bitch., Where's the remote? Oh...all the way over there...guess I'm watching this then., "I didn't do it"-"Then why are you laughing?"-"Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius"., I regret leaving my phone on 'silent' when I can't find it., a true boyfriend is some one that will keep there promise and when they see you cry they will hold you and cry with you, I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING., I Feel My Phone Vibrate When It Doesn't :-o, I LOVE PEOPLE WHO YOU CAN TALK TO ANYTIME EVEN IF THEY ARE BUSY., I love friends that I can talk to about anything at all., Chill. I got this., No, dude, being a total jackass to a girl does NOT make you look cool., the "sup" head nod., I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.., YES. my status is from a song. its a subtle message to you. take a hint., When you pass a cop, you IMMEDIATELY look at your speedometer, You have no idea how much you really mean to me., My life would suck without you! :), If a guy cries over a girl he must really love her, drunk people trying to convince you they're sober, the "would you still be my friend if i looked like this" game, Going straight for the fries after pulling out of the McDonald's driveway, yo come with me to the store. NO! , ill buy you something... ok :), Why should I have to make my bed if I'm getting back in it later?, the "are you kidding me right now" line, Don't go to bed yet, i want to talk to you. :), 1, 2, 3, smile! . . . did you take it yet? . . . oh crap its on video., I'm not in a bad mood, your just annoying., No matter how old you are, You'll always rush for a swing in a park :'), hate it when you ask someone for the truth, and you already know it, but they still lie to your face!! fuck you!, Kissing someone who you have been wanting to kiss for the longest time :), Mom, i could be dying and you're not answering the phone, Hoe!, 'That was really stupid..' -5 seconds later- 'Wanna do it again?', Really?!! You thought of that all on your own!!!, Can't help but feeling awkward and intimidated in front of your friend's dads, Tf it's going to happen, wait for it to happen. if it doesn't happens? FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. :), Hahaha... Oh awkward moments.. :), Why is Monday so far away from Friday, and Friday so bloody close to Monday, I still say "What?" even if I heard you the first time., After Monday & Tuesday even the Calender says W T F..., Yeah, ok, yes, yeah, yeah, ok, yes, ok, i know, ok, yes, BYE MOM., I am a ninja.. no your not.. did you see me do that.. do what? ... exactly, Saying oh! like you get it. But you still have no idea., Trust Is Like A Paper, Once It's Crumpled It Can't Be Perfect, Nobody is perfect. I am a nobody. Therefore, I am perfect., Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door., Money may not buy happiness, but it makes misery easier to live with., "haha u blinked" "of course I blinked you clapped your hands in my face retard.", MUST... STOP... LIKING... THINGS........ OMG that's so true *Like*, I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face!, The best things in life are either illegal, bad, or fattening., I had a dream. Then i woke up and forgot it., No, No, I get it. You can ignore me, but if I ignore you, It's a big deal, I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye., Shes like my sister. You hurt her, ill hurt you., I Delete the whole Password when i type a Single letter Wrong, I hate when I lose my internet connection., "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm just tired." The perfect excuse., "Oh cool its bendable!", *SNAP* "nevermind", Don't EVER break a pinky promise. That stuff is LEGIT., If a girl can look good without makeup and wear sweats, she is beautiful, babe ....i adore you :) , When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you, my bestfriend means the absolute world to me :), A relationship shouldnt ruin a friendship., I can't live without music, Paper beats rock? ok, i'll throw a rock at you and you defend yourself with paper, i like the friends who make u laugh til ur stomach hurts :), Be nice to your kids. they'll choose your nursing home., Girl, that is a shirt... not a dress, Can somebody please tell this bitch nobody likes her., Mom can i go to the park?
Go ask dad.
Dad can i go to the park?
Go ask mom.
OMG IM GOING TO THE GOD DAMN PARK!, "haha u blinked!"