Justifying Completely Inappropriate and Unacceptable Behaviour as Banter, pink, If I was "16 And Pregnant" i'd get a slap, not a TV show., We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday., It's my life. Let me live it MY way., If I could punch you without getting in trouble, believe me, I would., If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!, Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids., After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity!, Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car., It is impossible to come out of Pennys empty handed, Getting Up to Divilment, Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped-turned upside down..., You confuse the fuck out of me., texting someone in the same room as me, "I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not."- Kurt Cobain, In My Defence..........I've Done Alot Worse, "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. 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I like to call it imaginative (:, Bonza Pies, DSSKOSIS, Ireland Deserves Sun, FM104, You can spend, minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation trying to put the pieces together, justifying what couldve, wouldve happened - or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move o, i hate shallow, self absorbed, selfish, ignorant, nasty people who have nothing better to do than interfere in other peoples lives just because they dont have a happy one of their own... you know who your are!, New Look , Get Out More, Oh My (website hidden), Electric Picnic, Spain, Paul Gascoigne turning up with lager and chicken for Raoul Moat, (email hidden), (Nasty) Look at what happens to this typical fast food burger when it is left out for two weeks!, DORY, Simon Cowell, Irish Cancer Society, Father Dougal McGuire, Shouting "yeeeoooo" when someone smashes a glass, Will Smith, Ant and Dec, I Love Liverpool, slush puppy, UP YOUR VIVA, The Castle Inn - Rathfarnham, Facebook, Bosco, Des Bishop, Florence and the Machine, Tommy Tiernan, Dublin SPCA, Embrace Recordings, Vin Diesel, Help Reduce Suicide, Depression and Stress Related Illnesses in Young Adults, 98FM, The Twilight Saga, The Jewellery Tree, Thank you Mexico!!! 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You: "Is Monopoly money ok?", I set my alarm 30 minutes earlier so I can press "Snooze" multiple times., good boyfriends dont lie, cheat, hit, or hurt their girlfriends <3, Any team but France to win the world cup!!, I wish I could go back to when I met you, And walk away., I want to be 5 again, where the only worry is what colour crayon to use..., You deleted me as your friend, WOW... you sure showed me!!!, I know we are mates but I would bang you :), Alright lads we're the guards. Alright guards we're the lads :), Sucking a cup to your face and then panicking cos it won't come off, join if u've trusted someone and they've let you down., I like your makeup...LOL JK, it looks like you got gangbanged by Crayola., I still pull faces when im on the phone even though they cant see me, i like your dark brown roots, they really match your bleach blonde hair.., Hello spider in the corner, you just chillin yeah? BANG!! slipper to the head :), There always comes a point, where you say ''I Just Dont give a F*ck''!, I love when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke., Days cuddled up in bed when its raining outside, Just because I'm a stay at home mum doesn't mean I don't work!!, Aviva Stadium?? Never heard of it... Oh, you mean LANSDOWNE ROAD, I hate wasps and bees (and other flying bastards!), Rah Your Sexy! LOL jk, Im Drunk Again, Hey! I was drunk so that makes whatever I did totally okay..., Encouraging your drunken friends., Water into wine? I turned my wages into vodka, your move Jesus! :), Sorry about those texts last night...my phone was DRUNK!, I can't hear you, so ill just laugh and hope it wasn't a question, Going out like Sex & The City, coming home like Fair City, Fuck This. Fuck Her. Fuck Him. Fuck You. Fuck it..., The Pink Ribbon, If I learned from my MISTAKES, I would be a f**king GENIUS by now!!!, The mini heart attack you get when you swing too far back on a chair., Sex, Nap Time, I'm a dude. She's a dude. He's a dude. WE'RE ALL DUDES., I'd rather be hurt by the truth, than protected by a lie., " DO NOT TOUCH, WET PAINT "... "maybe ill touch it to see if its dry :)", You think I don't know, but I do., Are you seriously talking to me? Cause, I'm pretty sure I hate you., Make friends, Stay friends, never ever break friends., Don't ask for my opinion and get mad when I tell you the truth, Vegetarian, I didn't fall , i attacked the floor., 1 friend request, 0 mutual friends, WTH?! how did you find me?!, R.I.P Gerry Ryan, All Day Drinking, Turn Achill Island into the Irish Ibiza for the summer months!!!OFFICIAL PAGE, IF I SPOKEN TO MY PARENTS HOW KIDS TALK NOW DAYS I`D BEEN KNOCKED OUT, Partying 'till the cows come home, then partying with the cows., Sucking the life out of a Capri-Sun., Waking up on sunday morning and discovering you've ruined your life, Theres always that one friend you get in trouble with, If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it., Your mother must have fuked a hedgehog to produce a prick like you.., There is a person in my friends list that needs a slap., I hate when a good song comes on right as you pull into the driveway, (website hidden), Farmville Cash sender, FarmVille, Café World, Know-It-All Trivia, FIT FIREMEN, Fraggle Rock, Likeness, Cafe World ADVANTAGE, hands up if you stole money from th trocaire box in your youth...............honestly, i used to sit looking through my bag for homework when i know i didnt do it, I hate it when I get Comfy in my bed a realize I forgot to do something, hate to be the fella that fell over on the RTE news..., Wolfe Tones Official Fan Page, Ocean Beauty & Nails, Greystones, WHO REMEMBERS THE WOMAN THAT DANCED ON O CONNELL ST BESIDE THE ANNA LIVIA, I did not slap you, I simply high-fived your face., Elmo, We All Know Someone Who is 'Guaranteed To Be Out Drinking On The Weekend', F#*k Valentines on the 14th...It's PANCAKE DAY on The 16th!, BodenGAA, Morton's Pub Firhouse, Remembering the Temple Theathre......, I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU., Gino Stromboli Striker Manager, When a girl says "It's fine" it actually means YOURE FUUUUUCCCKKKKEDDDD, Irish by Birth, Dublin by the Grace of God., I know ill regret it later, but right now, i dont care., F*ck this, i'm going to the pub., You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out., "WAIT!, WAIT!, WAIT!" I Didn't Mean To Send That! "Message Sent."...Aw F@ck, It wasn't my fault, the vodka made me do it.., Stop chewing so loud, it makes me want to punch you., Not Shaving Everyday Because It's Winter and No One Sees Your Legs, I HATE BEING COLD!!!!!!!!!!!, Breast Cancer Awareness, Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I love sleep!, I'll do it in a minute, How the f**k did I get home?, Meningitis Research Foundation, penneys, I need more MONEY!!!, Ruadhán Mac Aodháin, Steven Gerrard, The X Factor, Hugs, Staying in bed, McGowans of Phibsboro, Jelly Tots !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I love summer, The Script, The Breast Cancer Site, You cant do that!!!... Fuckinn watch me, The sun puts me in a happier mood :), Yes Officer...I did see the Speed Limit sign...I just didn't see YOU, friendship isnt bout who youve known the longest, its who came & never left, Mutual hatred of one person really brings people together :), I panic when someone says to me 'I need to talk to you'., Don't Chase Them. Replace Them., Oh? you hate me?... Real shame., I AM A PROUD MUMMY!, Walking into the pub and then going aww no, that idiot is here, As we grow up we don’t lose friends. We just learn who our real ones are., I LOVE MY PJ'S!!, gail platt looks like E.T :|, roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a knife, get in the van, Gail Platt is E.T in a wig!!!!, Accidentally texting the person your talkin about in the text!!, Weak, Limp, Lifeless? That's Not Your Hair Cheryl, It's Your Husband., Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends, When you say your not drinking much and end up more drunk then anyone else, I hate when im yelling at someone and i mess up what im saying, I am not hungover. I am actually dying......, dear bed, im sorry i left you this morning, take me back? ):, Trying to find your phone when its on silent is one of life's hardest tasks, SHAVE OR DYE !!! (In Aid of the Irish Cancer Society), No matter how bad my life gets, I will never end up on Jeremy Kyle, When i was your age i lost a tooth, Not my virginty.., "Mum i cant find it," "If i go up there and find it your dead" "FOUND IT!", I'm from Ireland but more importantly I'm from Dublin, Get the red of the dubs jersey!!! i, havin flashbacks of your drunken self the night before and cringe!, Don't be a prick all your life, have a day off!, Getting out of bed and realising your still drunk, After an arguement I think about clever things I should have said, Waiting for a text back, then relising you never sent yours, Chillin In Ure PJ's All Day' Lookin A Mess :), It's amazing how much things can change in just one year., Yes, i'm over it but i'm NEVER going to forget it., I love King crisps on bread!!!!, Elysium Beauty Clinic, GRAND CANAL THEATRE, DUBLIN, Bring back Apple jacks, postman pats and black jacks!!!, U.D.I- Unidentified Drunken Injury, There is no such thing as going for 1 drink, I'm Fluent In Sarcasm, Petition to have Ireland Vs France Replayed by Kev Storrs, I have no idea what you just said so im just gonna say "yeah" and smile, I forgive but i never forget, I HATE IT WHEN FRIENDS LIVE SO FAR AWAY!!!, Pineapples do not belong on pizzas, I don't sleep enough because I stay up late for no reason, Snuggling!, alex ferguson is a prick, Dublin, Sleeping, Toast, Money can't buy happiness But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari (by VC), I'm not drunk, I'm Irish, that's how we walk., Fat Frog Ice Pops, I Miss Someone Really Bad Who Is In Heaven :'(, When I'm Drunk Every Taxi Driver Is Called 'Mr Taxi Man', The Big Snow (January 1982), There's nothing more attractive than a guy that smells REALLY good., If I didn't answer the phone the 1st time, or the 8th time, STOP CALLING!, I Attract Some Weridos!!!, Yellow light doesnt mean slow down, it means floor it before its red!, (website hidden), Smirnoff Ireland, The Smell of Petrol, The Fitzwilton Hotel Waterford, Liverpool FC, 98FM Thunder Team, Is that the sun? Quick! Beer garden!!, R.I.P to all the people we have loved and lost but never forgotten, 'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'