i am. retiring vulgarian. brutally honest. ambiguous. right-handed left master eyed. superstitious. attracted to bright lights. victim of selective memory. surviving ipod abuser. master of spectator sport. poor speller.
i love. life. family. friends. yoga. flow. chai. soy milk. chocolate. music. movies. art. geeks and freaks. rainy christmas. tattoos.
i hate. crumpled tissue paper. crowds. traffic jams. animal abuse. i have a bad hair life. a heart stitched on my sleeve.
i wish. for inner peace and lasting happiness. to one day cook a feast. to live by the sea with a satellite dish in my backyard for optimal internet/cable connection.