Oh dear me. No need to troll. I understand your desire to 'revenge' the bad but accurate review that I made. You should simply take it on the chin and move on. However I do draw the line at untruths. I decided to respond on-line although it does seem a little bit petty, I want to maintain my good guest-reputation (as evidenced by my other reviews).
1. We arrived in the evening having called you neighbour Emily at 11.00 to discuss our uncertain arrival time, she said that she was fine for us to arrive anytime.
2. We thanked her for bringing us her towels. I hope you did too. We also thanked her husband for all their help when we returned the key. However if we did offend her in any way then I apologize.
3. We ate at a great Thai restaurant recommended by Emily so yes we did call her once or twice to get directions. The restaurant was fantastic and we had a lovely chat with the owner (who even spoke some hebrew!) and his nice Thai wife who was the chef, whom we complimented effusively for the excellent food. We were disappointed that the place was closed the next night (thanks again to Emily for the info). We also sent our friends who live nearby to eat there. So not really sure how exactly that consitutes 'being rude'.
So I will end this unhappy chapter in my airbnb life by wishing you good luck in the future and recommend that you wipe your pubes and pee off the toilet before your next guests arrive.
Best wishes etc