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Hey, I'm Nicky!
Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil · Member since July 2010

Hi fellow Airbnb-ers,
Mr Francis , Nixx, Nicky ,Nick call me what you like
Originally from England but now in South America
I love This crazy thing called life. I enjoy meeting interesting multi dimensional people from any country, class or colour .,
I don't understand negative or petty people! because I believe life is just too short!
I'm not the greatest tour guide, but it would be my pleasure to help you where I can.
I administrate a few places on here, so feel free to take a browse of my listings.
Please remember that some of these places may be owners homes and not hotels,
So don't expect the hilton treatment as I like to keep it sweet & simple.
Let me know also if the apt is different from what was listed and I will do my best to
Rectify the situation.
Remember even though we are here to do a lil Bizniz the most important thing is to enjoy Rio de Janeiro in all it's splendour ! Rio is always an Experience!
My favourite travel hotspots outside of Brazil - Colombia or Caribbean
Here is a story for you
There was a married American guy called Lance who was working abroad as a
computer systems analyst to make ends meet.He traveled a lot for his job
And had been doing so for the last 37 years. Last year whilst working in Thailand
He picked up a young sexy wife 23 years old she was and a real beauty! It was
really difficult for him to leave her at home, but the bills needed to be paid and
besides his wife was high maintenance.

In a particularly difficult month he received a message from his
Desirable Wife who was taking care of his home" I signed up for a new service Airbnb
Where you can rent space in your house,make good money and I buy new
Shoes"
Having a beautiful home (and not to mention photo), it wasn't long before she received
A guest, actually a handsome pilot from Greece, Adonis was his name.

After 5 days Lance could hardly make contact with his wife but unexpectedly
received a message from his Airbnb guest. :

Hi Sir,
Thank you, I enjoyed using your home & everything your city had to offer,
I hope you won't be mad but
I was using your wife...I was using day and night ...
I explored immensely,
I was using when you are not present at home...
In fact I was using more than You are using.....

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt...
And is not acceptable under the eyes of God
Hope You will accept my sincere apologies".

... Lance distraught with this revelation , jumped On the next plane to his city,
, entered his home tied & taped up his wife., and made her watch while he cut
Up and burnt all her expensive clothes and shoes, put her in front of the mirror
And proceeded to shear off her hair

Few minutes later he received another message :

Sorry sir, spelling mistake ... wifi not wife.

Lol!

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