I feel there's some things in your review that require response.
First saying that the porch needs to be replaced is just plain wrong. This is a hundred year old house. Sometimes they settle a bit!
I wish you had previously communicated your needs for iron and blow dryer. We could have communicated ahead of time that this is not something we provide.
Regarding the kitchen, it sounds like you're saying it has everything one would need, but it's not exactly what you need? I'm sorry it wasn't to your exact specifications!
Again, we really appreciate your choosing to stay with us!