I tend to fidget. Its a thing I do. And I like to straighten pencils. First perpendicular, then horizontal and finally I balance them straight up. I'm five foot seven, two eyes, one nose. I store food in my cheeks (for the winter). I collect colorful shoes.. for example.. I have multicolored collection of All Stars, Ed Hardy shoes, Blue Lizard Shows (made from real lizards!).
I also like making wild claims that cannot possibly be verified. Why ? Because as a youth I used to play for Chelsea F.C in their under 15 team and I feel pressured now to live up to that expectation. Also I'm half sewing machine.
Just kidding! Ignore everything I've written above and concentrate solely on this paragraph. Vanessa and I are avid travellers. We know that getting oriented in a new city can be as tough as it is exciting and we are here to provide you with the guidance you need to find what you are looking for. We enjoy adventures in food and can suggest a few authentic places to try. Of course, you may be of a different opinion as to what constitutes "great food", so we will annoy you until you relent. Yeah. We're weird food snobs.
And this is why I'm not allowed to write profiles.
I've realized I really dislike the term: "Heart of Toronto". Its really overused. What about the "inner Toronto sanctum" ? or "The discreet inner tip of Toronto" ? Lets give that a go for the next decade and then we can have that whole "heart of Toronto" thing back, a la retro.