I Feel My Phone Vibrate When It Doesn't, I love you!
I love your smile!
I love your personality!
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<3, I love listening to lies when i know the truth., Finding out something about someone, and never looking at them the same., To me, you're perfect., those nights you wished never ended :), You Mean More To Me Than You Think :), As long as I see you smile, I'll be happy. Even if your smile isn't for me, Non planned nights always turns out better than expected!, You know, you can kiss me whenever you like, I wouldnt mind ;), Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less., People who are meant to be together, will always find their way in the end., "You two should go out" "Nah!" (i wish), Cycling, i am very angry at you dont you dare make me laugh, I think i am falling for you... even though i shouldnt be... theres nothing i can do..., Lyrics that explain exactly how you are feeling, im not afraid to tell you. im just afraid of the response ill get, i'm not ignoring you, i'm waiting to see if you'll make the effort for once, spooning, sarcasm, You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel., You see mom? this is why i don't tell you stuff., We're just friends mom... lol jk we're totally banging., I had a dream!!!!..then i woke up and forgot it., I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it., I hate when people punch my abs, and they break their hand., Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak, sometimes it just means you are strong enough to let go., Saying oh! like you get it. but you still have no idea., Life's a bitch because if it were a slut it'd be too easy., Fake tan, fake eyes, fake hair, fake nails... bitch are you sure you're not made in china?, taken single no longer giving a shit, Girl, that is a shirt... not a dress, Inbox (1) makes me happy, When i was your age, pluto was a planet, Life doesn't get easier, you just get stronger., I hate you lol jk, i cant stop thinking about you, Having sex is like playing poker. if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand., I hate running out of things to talk about with the person you like., I start typing...i see you typing...i stop...you stop...wtf? keep typing!!, A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy, it's always nice to know someone's afraid to lose you., that person you look for everytime you get online <3, Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it., I made my efforts, but you ignored it., After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity, Frozen Computer...maybe if I click EVERYWHERE it will start working again.., Hates when I try to tell someone something but lose the courage i had 5 seconds ago, "So, who do you like?" *YOU YOU YOU OBVIOUSLY YOU!!!!!* "No one.", Don't cry because its over, Smile because it happened!, I hate the feeling of being replaced, Making up a story to tell your parents on your way home !, Doing the opposite of what your told :), Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil, If a guy says you're "hot" he's looking at your body, if he says you're "pretty" he's looking at your face, if he says you're "beautiful" he's looking at your soul., '______________ is now in a relationship' ... 'AGAIN!?!?', Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years!, "oi you! my friend thinks your hot" ... LOL jks i think your hot ;), Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -bob marley, Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart <3, Boy "She's hot." Girl "She's a bitch." ... Girl "He's hot." Boy "He's gay.", Association football, "You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before, she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect, you aren't either, and the two of you may not even be perfect together. But if she can make you laugh, , I could really use a wish right now, In My Defence..........I've Done Alot Worse, When I was your age, I lost my tooth. Not my virginty., If karma doesnt knock you out soon, I will., im going to sit back and laugh when karma punches you in the face, that person u think about last when you go to bed and first when u wake up, Dont walk into my life if you intend to leave me, It's like: I want you to know. I just don't want to tell you., a relationship. no fuss, nobody getting involved. just me and you please :), lyrics that explain exactly how you feel, when you find someone who makes you genuinely happy, Tears are words the heart cant say.., "thats cute". - "your cute.", I don't have the patience today to pretend you're not a twat, I wish life had an "Undo" button., I Can Do It Perfectly, Until, I Try Showing Someone. Then I Can't Do It., "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe, Justifying Completely Inappropriate and Unacceptable Behaviour as Banter, Paul Weller, Ian Curtis, Depeche Mode, I've never been to america but i've been in some States!!, Oasis , Morrissey, Specials, The Cure, The FiftyFours, Joy Division!, Madness, The Smiths, Paul Heaton, The Jam - Appreciation!, The Clash, The Charlatans, Quadrophenia, It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, Fawlty Towers, Top Gear, 3 words, 8 letters, say it and I'm Yours , The Simpsons, Fawlty Towers, Family Guy, Auf Wiedersehen, Pet., Match of the Day, Seven Kings, Redbridge, United Kingdom, Kirk Merrington, Morrissey Official, 2012 UEFA European Football Championship, Gazza your nuts.......Raoul Moat ruined your fishing trip !, i could really use a wish right now, Moaty, it's Gazza..., Spennymoor, County Durham, Paul Gascoigne, the sinking feeling you get when you find something out. :/, Paul Gascoigne's Chicken & Lager Delivery Service, NORTH-EAST NON-LEAGUE, Aleksandr Orlov – Founder of Compare the Meerkat, Hmm. I'm bored. TO THE FRIDGE!, when you just cant get that one person off your mind, Second Chances, Long distance relationships may be hard but the ones truly in love make it work, the one phone call that changes everything, ive liked you since the very first day i layed eyes on you. now i cant believe i have you. your absolutely perfect for me. i love you, until the day i die., What Song Was #1 on your Birth Date?, Hate walking into a room and not knowing what the fuck I went in there for!, dont play games with a girl who plays better than you do, Wish you were here. Wish i was there., there should be a relationship status for dont even ask, its really fucking complicated :), i want breakfast in bed.... well you better sleep in the kitchen then bitch, Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option., Hi, I'm a FAT BASTARD. nomnomnom EVERYTHING., Basically, your amazing and i love you :), I swear to god, if youve taken my..FOUND IT!, OMG! Guy DUMPS girlfriend on LIVE TV!!, all women want is sex, while guys just want to talk about feelings & cuddle, Newcastle United have the best fans in the country - no questions., I love it when you text me first, i know you were thinking of me :), I felt special until i saw you talk to eveyone like that... :/, 10 German Bombers in the air..., France quitting? USA late? England left to fight Germany? Sounds familiar..., Are you hungover? Na I think I'm still drunk, Spennymoor Town Football Club, You're fit, shame your a twat., Fly Your Football Flag, (website hidden), I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!, Dear Mr. Capello - Here's How To Win, We'll always Newcastle United, A Child is for LIFE... NOT Just For Benefits!!!!, That awkward moment when Robert Green asks you to play catch with him, The awkward silence after Robert Green asks to hold your baby, I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you three times, Mark Cavendish, I didnt fall... I was testing gravity! ya, it still works!!, Letting go is the hardest part, LOL jk im Robert Greeen, To be completely honest, I don't give a shit, Some times I just want to move away, Start Fresh, and Never Ever Come Back., Peter Kay, LIVESTRONG, Beckham's face when Green let in USA's equalizer, The Worldcup - the only time people who hate football love football., The past is the past, My future is you <3, Robert Green that was such a good save... Until you let go of the ball!, i can catch a ball.... LOL jk im Robert Green!!, Come on England ...........lets do it for Sir Bobby, Text a girl good morning beautiful, Make her whole day :), that person that said theyd always be there...where are u now?, Shoplifting from Primark is like stealing from a Bin., Hey you, stay in my life :), i <3 my own bed. But i'll be honest, id much rather be in yours ;), awh that was sweet. so how many other girls have you said it to?, always time for a QUICKIE !!!, hey, remember me? I used to mean something to you., I turned out liking you, A lot more than I originally planned, when i was little i couldn't wait to grow up. Now i wanna be little again., I always end up liking someone that I never have a chance with :\, Newcastle United unofficial fan page, you gotta fight your bad days, to deserve your best days., Chain Reaction Cycles, Saying Goodbye is only hard when you know you will never say Hello again, You're like a cloud: once you fuck off, its a good day., Quotes - (website hidden), Hi mum, just rang to see how you are.... LOL jk, give me money please, "ignore (website hidden) i wanna knock him out"., Quotes, Two Armed Hugs Are So Much Better Than One Armed Hugs, you know shits about to go down when you've got 3 missed calls off your mum, life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind, A real girl isnt perfect, and a perfect girl isnt real., Sir Bobby Robson, You can never "just be friends" with someone you fall in love with., Thinking about how things would have been if that one thing never happened, That gutted feeling you get when you realise you've already drank your tea, people who make an effort to stay in your life, no matter what happens, ...anndd thats why nobody likes you., "you're drunk!"...."you're sexy", Getting Drunk, Yes i've made mistakes.. but life didn't come with instructions!, Come on England !, If skinny people go skinny dipping... what do fat people do? Chunky dunk?, Hi i'm a girl moanmoamoanmoanmoanmoanmoanmoan, ex's are ex's for reasons., "Did you get home ok?" ... No I died, thats why I'm talking to you right now!, Pimm's Club, Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep <3, all i want sometimes is a cuddle & kiss off you :( <3, Miss You, Thinkin of you, love you, need you!!!, i may act like your best friend but secretly im a ninja hired to kill you(:, Alan Shearer, Top 70 Things You Wouldn't Want On Your Gravestone, 20 Photos that make you say WTF!, Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT", I'm drunk so therefore what i do now will not hurt me... until morning, Hi im a man, i make jokes about women when i should be in the tool shed., If I knew you were coming I'd of baked a cake.. LOL jk I'd of locked the door :), Text me first, or I feel like im being obsessive, Im Naked and Texting You But You Don't Know It, Be greatfull for what you have cause you never know when you will loose it, Click "like" if you love your son!, When i was a kid, i hated going to bed. Now i cherish every hour of sleep., Is it too much to ask for a decent relationship?, friends. flirt. crush. relationship. break up. tears. ignorance., I will never stop poking you., it could be 3 in the morning....im here if you need me, To me, you are perfect. <3, It wasn't a problem when you did it. Hypocrite., I love talking to you,but i don't wanna annoy you! <3, I met someone this year, that made me smile :D, I want to be your favorite hello, and your hardest goodbye. <3, avoid disappointment - always expect the worst, I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you., the best relationships, begin in random ways, That one special person who makes you smile...even when your in a bad mood., there are (phone number hidden) people in the world but i only want you. , I'm Not Special, I'm Just Limited Edition ;-), Well done for winning Eurovision Germany, but we all know who won WW2..., I Can't wait for the World Cup ... LOL jk .. I'm Theo Walcott, i hate it when you fall out with someone you love over something silly ., dont worry Darren, I was also left out of the World Cup squad, other people's food is always nicer, Flirting? no were just mucking around get over it, 'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen', i swear, the most randomest people show up in my dreams., When I'm talking to the person I like/love I don't want to do anything else, shut up and kiss me ! :), take a hint silly, i love you <3, i hate it when you seem "off" with me? :(, I'd do anything to become your everything!, I don't really have a type. I just know what I like when I see it., i might not always tell you, but thankyou for always being there<3, Slurls: The Quiz, if im with you , then im with you .. I don't want anybody else <3, I miss you all the time, I hate wasps and bees (and other flying bastards!), Slurls, <3 never give up on something worth fighting for <3, Drunk people looking after drunker people, how gorgeous are you?, You Belong With Me (: <3, COME ON ENGLAND ....... or is that racist, Holocaust jokes aren't funny, Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it., I don't care how old i am,I WANNA GO ON THAT BOUNCY CASTLE!!!, I know a lot more than I let on, & a hell of a lot more than you think I do ;), Ten things every girl finds sexy in a man, Newcastle Back in the Premier League!!!, Kevin Nolans overhead kick, The Fabricio Coloccini Song, why hasn't dennis the menace got an ASBO?!, No. Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong., I'm Not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. i Go to the Pub.., (website hidden), if you want it, make it happen., You lied about Santa, Easter Bunny, and Tooth Fariy, and you get mad at me?, The Spanish City fairground Whitley Bay, I know ill regret it later, but right now, i dont care., Free Live Sports TV, Ashley Cole, are you stupid!!?? Have you seen how hot your wife is?!?, trying to sleep and Lionel Richie is just there 'dancing on the ceiling' :/, Team Sky, People Change, Things Go Wrong, Just Remember Life Goes On <3, Peter Kay, Andy Carroll, I'm a Photographer, Not a Terrorist!, Geordie Gifts, Peter Beardsley, Max and Paddy (peter kay & patrick mcguiness), Geordie Quiz, Leyton Orient, Tubes & Trains, Peter Kay, Newcastle United Network, Kevin Keegan, Thought stealing some pic'n'mix wouldn't hurt? You destroyed Woolworths., Relegation: Making Shola Ameobi Look Good Since 2009, I miss childhood, where the hardest decision was picking a crayon, The Back Page Newcastle, Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshiit., I WILL BE FLYING MY FLAG ON ST GEORGES WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, Weak, Limp, Lifeless? That's Not Your Hair Cheryl, It's Your Husband., can this Gas Mask get more fans than Middlesbrough FC, Theres so many murders in the Queen Vic.. why dont they get cctv?!, Anything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or bad, There's always that one person you feel you have to talk to everyday :) <3, some people are like pennys, 2 faced & worthless :), I don't care if you're joking, i'm in a bad mood, you're pissing me off., I Speak Fluent Sarcasm, If you cant get someone off your mind they're probably supposed to be there, - Roll On Friday <3, IVE PAID MY CAR TAX, NOW GO FIX SOME F**KING POTHOLES!, "Shitload" is a Standardized Unit of Measurement, No microsoft word, i DIDNT spell my last name wrong., RIP The Lads Who Never Made It Home :(, No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it, University: It's like being on the dole but your parents are proud of you., paper beats rock? ok,i'll throw a rock at u & u defend urseself with paper, digging yourself a hole, The Casuals Directory, I'd love to see Ray Mears survive in Meadow Well!!!, HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TOUCH! "Hmmmm, I wonder how hot is hot...........AHHH!!, Nothing Is Worse Than Realizing Your Wrong During An Argument, Tight Jeans, Double D's Makes A Man Go WOO WOO :), When someone says "You just made my day," it makes my day, People who do the 3 tap touch (wallet keys phone) before they walk out, Durham Miners Gala, Why can't Chickens Cross the Road Without Having thier Motives Questioned?, The Geordie Accent, People that take the elevator to go up/down ONE floor: LAZY., Why learn algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate!, Bar, Bar Black Sheep Isn't, R.a.c.i.s.t, Stewie, BLACK AND WHITE NEWCASTLE, I hate to get out of my bed when it's cold !, It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces, Starbucks UK, Newcastle United Supporters Trust, Drunken phone conversations, Mafia Wars, CTC - The UK's National Cyclists' Organisation, !! I bet I can find 50,000 fans who hate spurs !!, National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund, Amnesty International UK, 'Home'.. 'Home'.. 'Profile'.... Okay, or just freeze, That's cool too., Top 10 Stupid (but still in act) British Laws!!, Keep Racing on the Roads, I wish i lived closer to you, so i could see you more often, "I wasn't that smashed" "We found you in a bush...", On faceboook we're all friends but outside we don't even say hi ., The Official FIFA 2010 world cup page, Fabio Coloccini take a bow son!, Going to MacDonalds for a salad roll is like going to a brothel for a hug., The Mini Spaz Attack When Your In Bed, Half Asleep And Imagine Your Falling, when we do it were doing it geordie style, As we grow up we don’t lose friends. We just learn who our real ones are., Shy bairns get NOUT!, i'm going to like your status, just because you're fit ;), I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC! I'M JUST A SOBERPHOBIC ;)., The one relationship you will never forget, NEARLY TIME FOR A TOON PROMOTION PARTY :), Going for a random wander when you're drunk, Windows 7 was MY idea!, Newcastle United Fans, Heat Waves, Beer Gardens, World Cup, Water Fights. SUMMER 2010 ROLL ON!, Join if you want these stairs in your house! :O, Or you could just ignore me. That's cool. I love when you do that., If I actually "spoke my mind," I'd be in deep sh!t., I hope you saw that page i joined. I joined it because of you., On Relationship Status there should be "And is cheating with ______" option, POLICE UNITY TOUR Chapter I - sponsored by ArmorPUR, you support that team? well, have you ever actually been to a game? NO., I'm not drunk, I'm just avoiding snipers., im a newcastle united fan and proud of it, i really wanna talk to you, but i get paranoid and think that i annoy you., Getting out of bed and realising your still drunk, I dont have a short attention span i jus- OH MY GOD LOOK A SQUIRREL!!!!!, England to Celebrate St George's Day, Make 'Wootton Bassett' --- Royal Wootton Bassett, Thinking your phone was charging all night, when it wasn't even plugged in., Ergh, that means effort, I'm PROUD 2 say: I DON"T SMOKE!, Heart versus head, worst battle ever! <3, wetherspoon, We Like A Good Piss Up, WeAreEngland, The FA Cup, Geordie Language, England Football Team, Pineapples do not belong on pizzas, Having the House to Myself, National Rail Enquiries, Sainsbury's, ❤ I LOVE CHINESE FOOD ❤, Going To The Pub, Jeremy Kyle For Priminister, British Cycling, The One and Only - Newcastle Brown Ale, The Older I Get, the Less I Care, I Facebooked Your Mum, r.i.p newcastle brown ale, (phone number hidden), You, Me, and This Summer. Thats all I really need., You're funny. I think I'll keep you., Waking Up To Texts!, I'm aware you gave me one less kiss on this text, and I'm not amused., Text me first or I feel like I am being annoying, Don't make a girl fall for you, if you have no intention of catching her, "What if..." "That won't happen." "Yeah, but WHAT IF?", that bestfriend, of the opposite sex, that you couldn't live without., My life has changed so much this year, " I Luv U, I Miss U & I'm Sorry ", i REALLY shouldnt have told you that, I Met Someone Who Changed My Life, "you're drunk." ... "you're sexy!" ;), i like your dimples when you smile, they're cute :), Your as pointless as the lid on a McFlurry., hi im a policeman LOL jk im a community support officer, You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give, giving good advice to your friends but never appyling it to yourself, If the British flag offends you, i'd be happy to help you pack, A broken heart can hurt, but its the memories that kill you, the moments you look back on and randomly smile :), I love your smile!, IM ENGLISH NOT BRITISH, When we first met i had no idea you would be so important to me .(:, The Legend Who Wrote This On A Condom Machine!!!!, u never no how strong u r, until being strong is the only choice u have.., everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening., St.James Park, Is it just me, or is 2010 absolutely flying by?, Fuck it, il do it, Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about<3, I'd do the tour de France for you.... LOL jk, my stabilizers are broke, Live For Today, Because Yesterdays Over, And Tomorrow May Never Come., YOUR GORGEOUS SO QUIT DENYING IT ! :)., If only you lived closer, Trying not to fall asleep because you're waiting for a text, I know someone who has a nice ass ;], vodka isn't the answer... but it makes you forget the question., a drunken mind - speaks a sober heart <3, i need a hug, Being the coolest member of my family., it could be worse...........i could've been born a mackem, I continue to argue even when i know I'm wrong, i <3 ur smile, ur laugh, ur cuteness, ur kindness, or maybe ur just perfect, whats meant to be will always find its way <3, Dont fall in love, fall off a bridge. It hurts less., I join groups to drop hints to people., You don’t need loads of friends you just need the ones what matter <3, I'd fly across the world to be with you... LOL jk, that'd be well expensive., i dont drink, smoke, swear or have sex, i am a virgin who loves god., Do you ever sit and ask yourself 'Am i really here, is this all real?', the best relationship can start as friendship, I could really use a wish right now., The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes., Newcastle United, If I could cuddle and be with you all day... Beleive me I would. <3, David Cameron wants change! Give him 30p and tell him to F**k Off, Rule #1, I am always right. Rule 2, if you think I am wrong, read rule #1, One Life, Live it, 10 ways to make a relationship work :) , Whats The Difference Between a Blonde and a Bowling Ball?, Andy Carrol For Number 9, The impossibility of removing skinny jeans sexily., A real friend is one who walks in, when the rest of the world walks out., Don't take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyway. (:, Welcome to the Isle of Man TT - The official Isle of Man TT Fan Page, Top 10 Places To Have Sex Before You Die, Support For Fulham In The Europa League Final, we argue, we fall out, were not perfect, but ill always love you to pieces, Nice Turban........ It Must've Cost U A Bomb, you naked., I would go to a cinema in Bishop Auckland, LASAGNE, F*** My Life, Top 10 FMLs of All Time!, 10 Dating Don'ts, 10 Signs You Are Too Drunk!, I Love the England Flag, Ask B&Q why?????????, Your mum is so fat, when she was cremated, all European flights got cancelled, Newcastle United: Championship Winners 2010, Wiggle, ProBikeKit Fan page, I Love Newcastle United, Finish Your Beer, There's Sober Kids in Africa, keep st george in my heart keep me english!!!!!, 2010 FIFA World Cup Drinking Game