I'm an easy going, thirtysomething divorced guy from the Chicagoland area. I write law enforcement software for a living, but no, I won't fix your computer for you. I'm not that big of a dork. But if you ever need an interface that talks TN3270 to a legacy mainframe? I'm your guy. (Okay, maybe I am something of a Big Dork after all!)
I enjoy really bad music, traveling to everyday locations but staying in unique places, and losing money on (website hidden) options that expire 15 points out of the money. I mean, really, who knew the stock would stay above that new 52 week high? I also enjoy candlelit dinners, walks on the beach, and ... whoops! Wrong profile. Have to save that line for another website!
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